You know, the other day I made myself this nice little ham and cheese sandwich with radicchio. I started to cut it in half, but changed my mind. So I grabbed a needle and chive and stitched it back together.

AKA the Ratwich, this fink sandwich flipped on Don Panini, who’s now doing 25 to life in the cooler. If the Ratwich’s true toppings were ever revealed, it’d be toast!

Here’s The Fight Club Sandwich. It’s just a standard club sandwich, but as you can see, it’s been in one serious street fight. Those of you who’ve seen the movie will get why this testosterone-filled club comes with a side of soap.

This is literally a knuckle sandwich made with pig’s hoofs. Pretty gross, eh? It comes with MMA fighting gloves on the side.