Could this be the world’s smallest pastrami sandwich?

Hard-workin’ blue collar folk will appreciate this one. Now they can bring their tools and lunch to work at the same time. The Toolbox Torpedo’s got ham, turkey, salami, Swiss cheese, provolone and lettuce, and comes with a wrench and Phillips on the side.

Times are tough. Houses have foreclosed. Car companies are hurting. And people everywhere are finding ways of cutting back. Well, here’s another. The ColdCutBack Sandwich contains one 1mm-thin slice of bologna on extra-thin, plain white bread. No cheese. No mustard. No frills. Can you say bologna bailout! And that’s not wine either (you wish!). It’s not even grape juice. It’s grape-flavored fruit drink!

Another way people are trying to beat the recession is by eating smaller portion sizes. So this miniscule Downsizewich should fit the bill. It weighs about an ounce and contains an itty-bitty piece of salami, cheese, and lettuce. Two crinkle-cut fries and a pickle complement this recession-inspired sandwich.