This insanewich contains four big, greasy faux hawk-wearing, fist-pumping Italian meatballs with way too much cheese spewing from their mouths all on an overcrowded bun! They think they’re studs, but really, they’re only studded with garlic. They’re fully sauced and ready to go with a side of hair gel. And for dessert? What else? … Four trashy tarts with lipstick. What could be better than this guido feast!

Everyone loves food on a stick. So why not skewer a sandwich? This satay contains grilled flatbread, fresh sliced roast beef and oozing cheddar. It’ll make a tasty fusion-style snack.

AKA the Ratwich, this fink sandwich flipped on Don Panini, who’s now doing 25 to life in the cooler. If the Ratwich’s true toppings were ever revealed, it’d be toast!