You should have seen the goblin attached to the sandwich!

Because really, who likes a damp sandwich? Actually, this photobombing fly doesn’t seem to mind!

This one is for true carnivores. It contains 16 layers of corned beef, ham and turkey, along with 16 layers of Swiss and cheddar cheese. Definitely one that’ll be appreciated by the insatiable thisiswhyyourefat crowd.

Many people dislike the French. But why? They bring us great things like French toast and liver pâté. So here’s that combo in a sandwich. This one’s sure to be talked about by beret-wearing existentialists who smoke and commiserate at small street-side cafés.

This is literally a knuckle sandwich made with pig’s hoofs. Pretty gross, eh? It comes with MMA fighting gloves on the side.