It contains all of the usual suspects you’d find in a traditional club–turkey, bacon, cheddar and tomato–but with one special difference: Jamaican beef patties instead of bread. Ya mon!
Here’s how it looks cut open!

Little Billy’s getting fat. He’s been gorging on sweets and his teeth are starting to rot. So for his 9th birthday forget the cake loaded with sugar and fat, and fix him this healthy cake sandwich instead. It’s got extra-lean turkey breast, multigrain bread and sweet potato frosting. Naturally, the Crummy Cakewich comes with a large stack of napkins so Billy can dry the tears of resentment he feels toward you for embarrassing him in front of all his friends!